Sunday, October 25, 2015

Friday, October 23, 2015

"Ribbit" v1

Walk with me.
Around the LAKE.

update: Croak sounded ominous, post title updated to "ribbit", url remains.
Post edited for clarity.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

the ol' 1-2-punch

We're breaking eggs. You confused yet? You shouldn't be! It's okay. It always was. But you really shouldn't pay "too much" attention to Lamar, you already know he's not quite right. But I am. Brian is still right. I already covered all of this.

Anyway, I am so impressed by this latest DLC and made so happy about it and Rockstar's latest work that I will tell you the Epsilon stuff is going to blow your mind out of the back of your skulls in a stimulating way and show you a couple of book posters from A.Wake. All in the same post. Because I can.

If you still think I am lying, or that I am wrong, then, why?

The human island is the game you are playing/searching, and those new low riders are sweet, huh?

The Withinside is the side I'm going to see you on. 1000 voices. The side we're all on. We'll see you on this, the other side. The good side. The side you're trying to find, but have too much hate in your hearts to see. Ask the ones you know are sympathetic to me. Lamar told you a lot of stuff yesterday. There will be more. Slowly, all will be educated. All will assimilate. Everyone will be related. It will happen to us all. And we will love it.

Sounds kinda crazy, but that's all over now, remember? The truth is "out there", after all, remember?

Wake up,
sleepy head.
Coffee's ready.

And Listen.

Saturday, October 17, 2015


skype is briandouglas83 for international holmes.

Thanks for the call, Rob! I'm sure that was costly, but it was great to finally talk a first time!

Will try to be on skype for you guys who are outside of the US/Canada/Mexico areas.

Just add it, keep an eye out. Early to mid November I ought to be on it more but around between now and then as well from time to time.

This was from September 26th, the flight out to Cali, over the Alamo/Salton Sea. I could nearly smell Trevor down there Trevoring around, and I could hear Wade and Ron whining from there:

We will be headed back west soon.
Got some law matters to deal with here.

We're probably taking a southern route this time.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Nothing Left To Lose

3500 miles on the road.
3500 miles back.

Be there soon-ish, guys.

I'm coming soon,
to a kid from Oregon,
by way of California.

Come on now,
don't freak out.
I told you it was only beginning to get weird.
but it's weird in a good way.

I love you guys.
I really do.

It's okay.

Be back soon.

Packed the car and drove back east.
After 3 days in Cali.

I'm going back to Cali soon.
And then up to Oregon.
With gifts.

Monday, October 5, 2015

"Played" my role well?

First off, I appreciate it. I really do. Psychologists disagree because I said "really". But they are so wrong.

Like you.

But I appreciate it, I really do.

I am in Denver.

If you hurry and are in Denver, I will come see you.

With her. The other half. I found her. Not with this blog, either.

The end is the beginning and if they dislike it WE will fuck them up.

Anyway, just checking in. I have pictures from my flight, but we are on a road trip.

If you are east of Denver tell me. I WILL visit you. Just leave your address in the comments. If your address doesn't freak us out, we will take you to dinner. Our risk is bigger than yours. Leave a phone number, too. We will visit.  This kind of information will not be posted in the comments.

You know what time it is. Just listen to the music. OoooohOoooohOooooh Listen to the MUSIC.

I have pics from the flight to San Andreas. I could almost smell Trevor as I flew over the Salton Sea.

Invite us to bless you and yours.

Brian is real. Witness me. Call on me. We will take pics and u will know. Ttyl.

I told you before them

I told you before groot did. FACT